Tom Brady Is The New Troll King, Wearing One Glove At Media Day

Like they always say, no fun at Super Bowl media day (I think it’s still media day and last night was “opening night”? I don’t know, I can’t follow it any more) until it’s your eighth time there and it looks like Tom Brady is taking full advantage of that. Yucking it up with the media, trying on hats, telling stories about how he went ice fishing with his uncles in Minnesota as a kid where they gave him dip and he puked, talking about how he rocks out to Pearl Jam and Kendrick Lamar. The whole thing is a more open Tom Brady, it seems, and that’s no more clear than it is with this Michael Jackson get up he’s got going here. He knows that the whole internet goes up in flames the second there’s even a hint of injury so he’s sashaying out there in gloves having the time of his life. I half expect him to go out there in a foam finger next time just to see what happens. Must feel incredible to wield that kinda power. Dude just wakes up every morning, thinks of something to fuck with the world about, then goes out and does it. Beautiful.